Guts, Balls, Biology & Humour
Fresh Home Made Theory # 3
Acknowledgment
A sincere thanks to one of my dearest friends for giving me such a weird idea to write on/about. It wasn’t a challenge but would still write.
The topic was pounced upon over glasses of Vodka Martini, Pinacolada, Cosmopolitan & French Fries.
I love it when people come up with something weird but colloquial. I am an hungry idiot. I thrive to learn knew things. Hit me with something good & I’ll be scribbling a lullaby on it.
A friend asked me to comment something on the term “Balls” & its colloquial usage. ( I think and yes now I am sure that he/she actually meant the same )
Balls – Biologically speaking a human body (Yep i ain’t going to refer to the the intelligent human species i.e Men, He He , I know I am smart) has no part titled, prefixed or even suffixed with “Balls”.
In everyday life people come up with sentences like “I have enough balls for that”. As u all know, it refers to the person having enough courage/guts to do something or may be face a particular situation etc etc etc . This way even the female species can actually enjoy (literally) possessing one (or two).
Why do u think this happens ?
Who do you think came up with such an inquisitive meaning to the term “Human Balls” ?
Ha Ha, I actually take great pleasure in answering this question. I will start with clarifying that I am not a sexist and that my answers/views/thoughts though they depict some portion of reality are all fictitious with the plain intention of ringing some sarcasm into lifeless lives of the modern youth.
Girls are wary of competition all the time, be it guys, education, fashion or their very dear girl friend. According to most of them , ‘Tolerance’ was never a word. They couldn’t resist when they found out about the wonderful life giving biological addition guys enjoy. Girls then had to come up with a plan to outwit the male population & yes drag them down again by snatching what was rightfully theirs. How can the female species enjoy watching their opposite sex thrilled & satisfied by something they lack ?. Yes, they came up with a substitute for human balls. They gave the balls a synonym. They substituted it with courage & guts so even they could enjoy .(at least by using the term by speaking it loud ten times a day)
I will conclude by saying that, ” Redefine it again or use it wherever you like, Balls will always be a part of us “ 
P.S – No hard feelings. Our whole team understands that we write ‘shyt’ so there’s no need to kick our ‘Balls’. If you still feel the need to see us writhe in pain kick the guy ( of course one of our team members) who doesn’t wears any underwear. It would be easy to attack & win over an unguarded fort.
P.P.S – Please do not blog/write/speak/argue/ when you are drunk.
Cheers,
Hit me here !!
Kaushal
