Time flies and in the process many things change & gradually evolve into something different.

It started with the white dove, later two fingers took its place but the message remained the same. Peace.

Who cares about serious signs ? Let’s add some fun to it.

Some signs we came across (or built up accidentally)

Aren’t you all tired of the “Peace Sign” ?

Come on, the peace sign was supposed to be used for some serious motive.

How have retards abused the sign ?

• You can’t be flashing that sign across someone’s face after you have been caught humping his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

• We know that you are someone powerful in the Parliament but dude you can’t be flashing Peace Sign to the media after you punched a camera person in the face.

• Ohhkay, I understand that you have been an active participant in politics since you started masturbating but only because you can’t spell or write peace doesn’t means that you flash the damn sign everywhere and anywhere.

• You released your new album and murdered all your other rap competitors with filthy lyrics & now you are busy flashing “Peace” in every Newspaper/Television interview you give. It wont help. They are going to kill you anyway.

• What’s with holding your low waist jeans with one hand and flashing two fingers to the passerby’s ? Not one person on this world is interested in pulling your pants down. Or is it that you are apologizing to the people as you look hideous in your over-sized t-shirts,low waist jeans, golden teeth, the stink from your body etc etc.

Fcuk The Peace

Don’t abuse the sign.

Peace (He He)

Then there are others signs we made up

If you think someone is flashing that peace sign just because he or she looks cool then you flash this holy sign to him/her

Cut The Peace Crap

We were bored. Besides, who can resist not making the famous not- so-doggy-not-so-bunny-sign ?

It's a Dog, no, It's a Bunny, no ... Crap !!

We Come In Peace – When do you flash this ?

Alright, you flash this sign when you know that you are at fault and that you should apologize.

The best part about this sign is that, if you think the peace message is going to fail you can easily join your fingers and slap the person whom you ought to apologize. The slap will buy you enough time to escape. Go give a run for it

We Come In Peace

And the last,

When The Peace Talk Fails . .

You flash this sign to your accomplice in-order to signal them that the peace talk has failed and that its time to pull the undies out to the persons damn face. Or to signal your friends for SOS(Save Our Souls) or SMA (Save My Arse).

When The Peace Fails !!

Cheers,

Kaushal

Movie Review By Anurag.

I saw the trailer for this movie and thought it looked great. I love all that stuff shown about the cold-war- psychic- programs. I must say, Great stuff.

But the film is a major let down at-least for me, it grabbed my attention when the showed how new soldiers are reluctant to kill etc. I feel this topic should have had been expanded upon as it was the only part that actually made sense to me.

At the end it slowly turns into a version of Police Academy in the desert. The film quickly resorts to ‘A’ list actors falling over and getting high to steal cheap laughs.

The end was a virtual disaster.

A lot of what happens in the trailer does not happen in the film as it is depicted, for one thing the goat staring scene occupies only a tiny portion of the film (about 10seconds). The goat did the best acting, you can actually relate with the serious character of that goat. Gosh !!

Some people found it light hearted and humorous. I say it is just stupid and a bit dull.

Edited by Kaushal

Review of the same movie by Kaushal and Abhishek coming soon . . .

Fresh Home Made Theory # 3

Acknowledgment

A sincere thanks to one of my dearest friends for giving me such a weird idea to write on/about. It wasn’t a challenge but would still write.

The topic was pounced upon over glasses of Vodka Martini, Pinacolada, Cosmopolitan & French Fries.

I love it when people come up with something weird but colloquial. I am an hungry idiot. I thrive to learn knew things. Hit me with something good & I’ll be scribbling a lullaby on it.

A friend asked me to comment something on the term “Balls” & its colloquial usage.   ( I think and yes now I am sure that he/she actually meant the same )

Balls – Biologically speaking a human body (Yep i ain’t going to refer to the the intelligent human species i.e Men, He He , I know I am smart) has no part titled, prefixed or even suffixed with “Balls”.

In everyday life people come up with sentences like “I have enough balls for that”.  As u all know, it refers to the person having enough courage/guts to do something or may be face a particular situation etc etc etc . This way even the female species can actually enjoy (literally) possessing one (or two).

Why do u think this happens ?

Who do you think came up with such an inquisitive meaning to the term “Human Balls” ?

Ha Ha, I actually take great pleasure in answering this question. I will start with clarifying that I am not a sexist and that my answers/views/thoughts though they depict some portion of reality are all fictitious with the plain intention of ringing some sarcasm into lifeless lives of the modern youth.

Girls are wary of competition all the time, be it guys, education, fashion or their very dear girl friend. According to most of them , ‘Tolerance’ was never a word. They couldn’t resist when they found out about the wonderful life giving biological addition guys enjoy. Girls then had to come up with a plan to outwit the male population & yes drag them down again by snatching what was rightfully theirs. How can the female species enjoy watching their opposite sex thrilled & satisfied by something they lack ?. Yes, they came up with a substitute for human balls. They gave the balls a synonym. They substituted it with courage & guts so even they could enjoy .(at least by using the term by speaking it loud ten times a day)

I will conclude by saying that,  ” Redefine it again or use it wherever you like, Balls will always be a part of us “

P.S – No hard feelings. Our whole team understands that we write ‘shyt’ so there’s no need to kick our ‘Balls’. If you still feel the need to see us writhe in pain kick the guy ( of course one of our team members) who doesn’t wears any underwear. It would be easy to attack & win over an unguarded fort.

P.P.S – Please do not blog/write/speak/argue/ when you are drunk.

Cheers,

Kaushal

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The Snap (clicked by me) speaks it all.

Me, Anurag & Sohrab went to Kolshet Khadi. Anurag was at his best, commenting on every serious topic we started thereby transforming it into sarcasm. All I did was think, look at the sky & smile at Anu’s comments & jokes. I guess I am better off (on) with my serious attitude. This is one thing i love.

Peace.

Anurag & Sohrab

No matter how serious a topic is or how sad i am , this idiot(Anurag)  makes me laugh, all the time.

Anurag referes to Sohrab as ‘his darling’ and i don’t know why. I am not jumping to any conclusions.

Kaushal ( Me )

Told you I am a serious looking guy

Anurag calls me an evil person. He says I have a Demented Soul.

I say, “told u earlier itself mahn, i aint human”

Less Cutting means we never had any chance for showcasing our talent of Idiotic Theories.

Sid is tanning his Butt somewhere in Goa and he knew how to keep me busy for another week. The Damn guy put a question forward to me before he caught the train to Goa. The question he asked was “Why are men from mars ? & Why, how & who developed such a theory ?”. OK, this made me think too much & i guess i have come up with a good new theory of mine .

Why Men Are From Mars ?

As most of you know that it has been proven that life had existed on Mars, this means that at one point of time there were people living in mars. Men are useless creatures who will harm anyone without any reason. A day will come in the future when Men are going to kill themselves because of their idiotic thoughts & its supportive actions . This must have already happened on Mars. We actually belonged to the Planet Mars and ourselves were responsible for our extinction. A spare sperm somehow was able to reach Earth somehow and find an ova and stuff & we were born here again. OK, done . Please don’t kill me after reading this.

Peace.

Why Women Are From Venus ?

Answer :- (By Anurag) Because Venus rhymes with ‘Penis’.

To start with, we were hanging around the ‘tapri’ ( Tea Shop ) from 6.30 pm till 8.00 pm sipping our “Cutting” .

The topics we discussed/ended up concluding/made up/discovered etc  were,

1. How & Why the college should be blasted up with a petrol tank of 100 litres (which is to be robbed somehow) as the college authorities are pressurizing us without too many insensible projects !!
2. Who the Fcuk Alice is really ?
3. Abhishek was curious about Vaginal Transplant while Anurag gave us a very good practical on ‘how it is done ? (using a Chainsaw) ‘
4. After watching a series on The National Geographic titled “Love,Sex & Emotions”, Anurag realised that “there is more to it then just the hole.” ( Yes, anurag said the same statement)
5. Bear Gryll ( The Man vs Wild Guy ) is going to die soon possibly by eating a worm which came out of someone’s rear. Abhishek added to it by saying that “He used to roam atop Mount Everest in a Hot air balloon everyday for 30mins” . I said “Duh ?”.
6. Anurag’s new shoes  had his share of Dahi (curd) & tea once. They were Brown and now they are Black .
7. How hot girls from Kashmir and Shimla are . .

How to have a cold shower in winter season when everything outside is freezing ? (I think i can convince anurag to make a video on this )

Answer by Anurag :-

Take off your clothes — > Switch the Shower tap on —> Make sure the water is damn cold !! —> Whatt now ? —> Run Haywire in and out the shower strea.

Anurag then came up with the “Frozen Poop Theory” - You better Buzz Anurag for the Description and Proof of his Theory. It’s XXX content

PJ of the day

Why are the people ( tour guides, hotel managers, waiters etc) at destinations like Kashmir and Shimla so stiff in attitude ?

Ans - Because they have frozen balls !!

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Every time I have a ‘Cutting’ while i am hanging out with my friends, a new idea sprouts in my head. If not an idea but still  we friends end up discussing some weird topic the results of which are not so pleasant nor disturbing.

Starting from tonight I will be posting everything ranging from how many ‘Cuttings’ I had ? With whom ? What we started discussing ? What we concluded ? & ( My favourite) How messed up our lives are now !!

If you wish to share your stories, please e-mail me at tech.kaush@gmail.com

People working on this Blog :-

Right now i am the only one who is going to update this section regularly ( but i am counting on Sid to help me out as well !! )

P.S – I will kill you if u don’t @ Sid ( This is a request ) Ha Ha .. ok I am done